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I'm not the crazy one, you are!
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Only an engineer would say that the storage pockets in the lab manual are inefficient." (my chem 114 TA, when I complained about them because they're inefficient)
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Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last battlestar, Galactica leads a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest. A shining planet known as Earth.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Only an engineer would say that the storage pockets in the lab manual are inefficient." (my chem 114 TA, when I complained about them because they're inefficient)
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Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last battlestar, Galactica leads a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest. A shining planet known as Earth.
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A strong leader is expected to maintain steadfast resolve in his opinion even if the environment changes or he gets new information. In any other context, that would be considered the first sign of a brain tumor.
-Scott Adams
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Only an engineer would say that the storage pockets in the lab manual are inefficient." (my chem 114 TA, when I complained about them because they're inefficient)
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You laugh because you think I'm joking. I laugh because I'm not.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Only an engineer would say that the storage pockets in the lab manual are inefficient." (my chem 114 TA, when I complained about them because they're inefficient)
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